Short jokes

What do you call a man with farts?

DEEZ NUTS!

What will Reddit be without the robot logo?

Reddot.

What do you call the midget sea?

A pond.

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

Stop joking with cancer.

- From a survivor :)

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"

"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"

What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

Canada.

What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?

One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.