Short jokes
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Orphan
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.