Short jokes
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
ASH
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.