Short jokes
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.