Short jokes
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
16 is a knight? Mail.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
gamer
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
My brother truly is a numbskull.