Short jokes
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Drawned.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Allahu Akbar.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.