Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
Short Jokes
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
You suck.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?