Short jokes
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Louie being born.