Short jokes
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
God is good. God is great.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
That's wheely (really) sad.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What is mad cow disease?
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.