Short jokes
Allahu Akbar.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
LYNXXXXXXX!
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.