Short jokes
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
"Dababy midget porn."
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣