Short jokes
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.