Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Short Jokes
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅