Short jokes
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
I don't want to date an alien.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
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If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Pool table.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
16 is a knight? Mail.