Short jokes
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
I want to be a pilot.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.