Short jokes
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Professor Poopypants!!!
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.