Short jokes
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.