Short jokes
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What is a boyfriend?
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Cameron Boyce
China should be a baseball team.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
16 is a knight? Mail.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom