Short jokes
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Non-binary is a joke.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
You're gay, stop reading.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!