Short jokes

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

That was a really crappy bun!

Taco Bell makes you crappy.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Why are orphans so gay?

They need to be more gay!

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Obama got Osama.

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.