Short jokes

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?

2+2=4-1=3 quick math.

What did the baritone say to the alto?

Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?

Pant suits.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

What is a boyfriend?

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is!

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?

Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?

Because his last parents existed.

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!

Get confused with Confucius!

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.

What game is for kids? Uno.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.