Short jokes
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
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Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Hi meccool.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.