Short jokes
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺