Short jokes

Short Jokes

House

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stranger.

Stranger who?

Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?

Bed

Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?

Legend

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

9/11

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Priest

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Yo mama

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Roman

The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.