Short jokes

Short jokes

Lockdown

During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.

Love

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

Sex

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

Wheelchair

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

Gun

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Fart

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Chicken

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

Teacher

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Magician

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!