Short jokes
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.