Short jokes
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Like if you are a simp.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
I gotta do terrorist :)