Short jokes
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.