Short jokes

Jake Adkins watches James Charles.

Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!

What games do you play if you are bored?

Board games.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field!

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

Oliver Savagê.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

What's small, stupid, and has no dad?

Ben.

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

Looks like he never charged up fully.

How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?

What's green and furry?

Fiona from Shrek.

My will to live.

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?