Short jokes

Short jokes

System

2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.

Car

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

Terrorist

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Momma

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

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  • Secret

    If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

    Math

    Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

    Penis

    Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

    My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

    Line

    The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

    School

    Why was the American kid late to school?

    Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

    People

    These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

    You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

    Take the L! - Losers

    Sex

    What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

    Erectile dysfunction.