Short jokes
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
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If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.