"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
Short Jokes
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Diarrhea.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
Kid: βWhat happened to Dad?β
Mom: βHe flew into the Twin Towers.β
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."