Short jokes

Short jokes

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Penis

  • This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

    Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

    Orphan

  • Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

    Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

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    Surprise

  • How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

    He said, "Best surprise ever!"

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  • Gay

  • What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

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    Mama

  • Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

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