ABBaS.
Short Jokes
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
"Baaad boy."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."