Short jokes
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
You look as fat as a pig.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Suicide
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.