Short jokes
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
Poop and balls through the walls!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Give me followers instantly!
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!