Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Connor Davison
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.