Short jokes

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

Give me followers instantly!

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gay.

Gay who?

You're gay.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."

People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.