Short jokes
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
Technoblade never got a wife.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Poop and balls through the walls!
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.