Short jokes
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
It's Caesar salad.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
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What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?