Short jokes
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Orphan joke protest idea.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.