I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
Short Jokes
What game is for kids? Uno.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
ABBaS.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.