Short jokes
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.