Short jokes
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.