Short jokes
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Like if you are a simp.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
I gotta do terrorist :)