What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Short Jokes
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Haha, you're gay!
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.