Short jokes
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.