Short jokes
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Pool testing 123.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
I want to be a pilot.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.