Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Short Jokes
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.