Short jokes
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Connor Davison
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.