Short jokes
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Guess what?
Good guess.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
penis balls cum <3
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.