Short jokes
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Evan
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If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
You and Jason in your bed.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"