Short jokes
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.