Short jokes
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Suiiiii!
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
2+2=🐟
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.