Short jokes
Mayonnaise marry me?
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Wow, that is so sunny!
Rowan
Yeetus.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.