Short jokes
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
He's in a wheelchair.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
This website hahahahahahaha!
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.