Short jokes
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Your mum gay, lol.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.