Short jokes
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
When you breathe.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
"Mitchnite burger."
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.