Short jokes
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
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New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Iron Man dies.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.