Short jokes
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Whet
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Down syndrome and brownies.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.