Short jokes
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Iron Man dies.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What is a dog?
A pet.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What is a dog?
An animal.
When you breathe.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
"Mitchnite burger."
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!