Short jokes
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.