What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Short Jokes
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Non-binary is a joke.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.