Short jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
penis balls cum <3
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Puns, that's how I roll.