Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
"Hey babe!"
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!