Short jokes

Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.

Deez nuts!

GOT EEMMMMMMMM!

Greg is a pedo.

Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.

Why did Aaron slit his wrists?

Because it's him.

What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!

I love riding my bike 🚲.

When I get hungry 😋

What is my favorite color? Yellow.

What is fall?

If you hate America, I don't like you :)

What's the difference between Black and White people?

Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

He said, "Best surprise ever!"

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

Orphan joke protest idea.

Can I get a Hoyah?