Short jokes
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Toilet paper cried across the road.