What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Short Jokes
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Hi UwU!
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Owo
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.