Short jokes

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

I always use chloroform when stealing a child.

Everyone is autistic midgets.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.

You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?

Crewmate: What's Sawcon?

Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!

"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.