Short jokes
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
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Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!