Short jokes
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
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Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
I smell like skunk.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.