Short jokes
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
Burn witches and stone whores.
I want to be a bag so we can be together.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.