Short jokes
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
The earth is flat.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
There are more than 2 genders.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.