I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Short Jokes
What is your summer name? Hot.
The butt quack one.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Hi UwU!