Short jokes
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Pee.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
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