Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Short Jokes
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
My friends.
The earth is flat.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.