Short jokes
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Back bent.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I'll really mist ya.