There are more than 2 genders.
Short Jokes
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Suc my dic
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Slob on my knob.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.