Short jokes

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

Have you ever tried sex when camping?

It's f***ing intense.

If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.

What do you call a person with only one arm?

Half-assed.

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?

IHOP

What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?

Hamburg-ER.

I find bananas very appeeling.

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

What is Ba + 2Na?

Ans. Banana.

Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.

What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?

Johnny Cash.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

It didn't have the guts to do it.

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New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.

My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Shin-gles!

Which category is glory in?

Cats.

Where did Alice go during the explosion?

Everywhere.

Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"

The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.