Short jokes
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Niall Devine, clown.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
I want to cream, rn.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.