Short jokes

Short Jokes

Steak

Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

I said, "On a stove!"

God

What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?

None.

They're both imaginary.

Sex

What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There's ate of them.

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  • Money

    What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

    A millionheir.

    Insult

    You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

    Nothing.

    Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

    Skeleton

    How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?

    "Because he felt it in his bones?"

    No,

    He read the weather app, you idiot.

    Priest

    What do McDonalds and priests both do?

    They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.