Short jokes
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Louie Fennell.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
"Tayam, I am."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
No, I don't want to.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.