Short jokes
Dodo.
Hello.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
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I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
No, I don't want to.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.