Short jokes
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.