Pig and Cactus Cross

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple even a dude like you could *almost* get it. It's a dad joke, see? They ask you what you get when you mix two things, and the answer is a new word that sounds like both things. Like you, you are made up of meat and a bunch of pointy things. Also, you're dumb. Did you know that some bears eat people like you?