Short jokes
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I air.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Bender.
Jnnnnnnnnnnnjjjjjjjjjooooooojjkk.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.