Short jokes
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.