I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Short Jokes
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
He he he.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Ligma.
Balls.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.