Short jokes
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?