Short jokes
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
My father can take a joke because he made one.