Short jokes
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
It davving on the eons, broski.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?