Short jokes
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.