Short jokes

Short jokes

Cat

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

Tree

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

Race

Rate these races out of 10/10:

White 10/10

Hispanic 8/10

Black 0/10

Parachute

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

Chef

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Erectile Dysfunction

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

Respect

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

Ahmed

Twin Towers

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

Hairline

Hairline

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Monument

Huggy Wuggy

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Chicken

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

Grandpa

Death

I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.

Mum

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.