Short jokes
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Six one.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....