Short jokes

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

Yo head built like 2 parentheses.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

dik.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.