Short jokes
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
My PC.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
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Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.