Short jokes
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.