Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Short Jokes
Iron Man dies.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
I slit my wrists.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?