Short jokes

Short jokes

Hitler

God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.

Hitler: Kills himself.

Lion

What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.

Cancer

A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.

Victim

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

Rubbish

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Fat

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Hitler

What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?

Pedophile

When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.

When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.

Nut

Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.

Nun

Why do nuns go around in pairs?

So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!