Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Short Jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!