Short jokes
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Explain bear.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Why did the lettuce win the race?
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.