Short jokes
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
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Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.