Short jokes
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
My mom picked my major.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
I got sad today.
GTA 6
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.