Short jokes
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Ayo fake guy.