Short jokes
Haymoohay?
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Doin (DYM 4)
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Guys, add me in Discord.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.