Short jokes

Short jokes

Tower

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

Rape

What did Saskia say to Brandon?

Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"

Penis

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Name

Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!

Good

Wise

Enough

Nice

Mean meaning of the name Gwen!

Grumpy

Words

Enough

Nasty

Baby

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.

Feminist

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Impatient feminist.

Friend: Impati--

Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

Uncle

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

Shuttle

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

Sparrow

What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?

A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!

Dishwasher

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!

Mom

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.