Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

Ass

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Ash

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

Epstein

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Surgery

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍

Butt

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

Hotline

When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

Negotiation

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

Peak

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.