Short jokes
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?