Short jokes
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Chinmey?
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Read my name.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.