Short jokes
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Whet
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.