Short jokes
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
The last two presidents of the US.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!