Short jokes
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Ily.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)