Short jokes
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
You look easy to draw.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.