Short jokes
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.