Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Short Jokes
Bread?
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.