Short jokes
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
mncjndjckmdncvidfknfd
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
King.
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Hodor.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Hot water look a**.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝