Short jokes
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Parton (DYM 80).
Blake drinks Coke.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo momma so fat!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Ariana-Chat now!
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Cause I am Batman!
Grass for lash.