Short jokes
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon
Whats the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air. 😅🤣😂
If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince of no hair
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.