Short jokes
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
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What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.