Short jokes
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.