Short jokes
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.