I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Short Jokes
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
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I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, Iβm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Emo
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldnβt help him out!
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Talk to me if you are online.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
