Short jokes

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Q: How would a chicken leave?

A: Through the exit.

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Be papered.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

First (DYM 68).

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Ads? More like bads.

Saw (DYM 69).

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

P.S. Please comment and like!

Police seek clues to explain Walmart.

It's me, the Joje.

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.

RIP Candace.

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

I see what you did there.