Short jokes
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
Bros over hos.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!