There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Short Jokes
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
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I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!