Short jokes

Short jokes

Baby

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

Goldfish

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

Twin

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

Cheer

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Homophone

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

Witch

Why doesn't the witch wear panties?

To get a better grip on her broom stick!

Baby

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.