Short jokes
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why does America have more guns than people?
I found your parent!
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
WTF?
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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