Short jokes
The joke about is stupid.
Everything.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
A burrito walked off a building.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Two towers.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Riley Styler :)
Mo sal. F.
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Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.