Short jokes
Technoblade
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
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Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Wow, that is so sunny!
Yeetus.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Rowan
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?