Short jokes
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.