Short jokes

Short Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Mama

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Mama

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Jew

A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

Plane

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Teacher

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

Dick

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

Difference

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

Skinny

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Sex

*walks into sex shop*

Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.

Nun

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

Vegetable

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.