Short jokes
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Jeans! (DYM 98)
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."