What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
Short Jokes
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Your mother.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Give me the most likes on this site.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Black people run fast.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.