Short jokes
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
"We are Number one."
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.