Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
It's ice to see you.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What's up with airline food?
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.