Short jokes
Knock knock.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
I’m a paki nonse.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Magitat?
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”