Short jokes
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
I'm about to cum!
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"