Short jokes
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
I smell like skunk.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
You are short.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Mike Oxlong.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.