Short jokes

Short jokes

Roast

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

Batman

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

Mama

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

Feet

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Heat

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

Bar

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

Lipstick

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

Door

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

Bed

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.