Short jokes
Are you peeling well?
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
We gotta work ahead, people!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What is your body like? Soft.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.