Short jokes
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
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Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
You. You're the joke.
"Tayam, I am."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
My PC.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
A Ford?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
How do you make an idiot say how?