I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Short Jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
