Short jokes
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.