Short jokes
These jokes crash and burn.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.