Short jokes
I laughed at my life so hard.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.