Short jokes
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
ASDA.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Hot water look a**.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What is your body like? Soft.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.