Short jokes
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
You look easy to draw.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.