My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Short Jokes
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Hello explain bear my love đź’•đź’•
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Explain bear.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
