Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that your hairline is so far back on your head that it's bigger than the universe, which is really, really big. I bet you don't even know how big the universe is, do you? It's about 93 billion light-years across. Bet your hairline ain't that big, dummy!