Short jokes
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Get noob.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
mncjndjckmdncvidfknfd
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Hodor.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.