Short jokes
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Naruto solos.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
DJ Croos joke.