Short jokes
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Habit.
I'm the joke, bitch.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You are the joke.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
You are.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
People generalize others too much.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).