Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Short Jokes
My PC.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
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Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
A Ford?
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Ert.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
