Short jokes
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Hey, Alya.
Ariana-Chat now!
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Milk (DYM 115).
rocked (DYM 136)
Grass for lash.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.