Short jokes
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Yo mama joke.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn