Short jokes
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Need for seed.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Haymoohay?
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.