Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Short Jokes
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Joke Tide.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
