Short jokes
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
You are the gayest.