Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Short Jokes
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
I’m a paki nonse.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
