Short jokes
Nutty.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Grass for lash.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."