Short jokes
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
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Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
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Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
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Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"