Short jokes
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DONE🔫
Knock knock.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
I’m a paki nonse.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)