Short jokes
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
787 bowing.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.