Short jokes

Short jokes

Cereal

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Mom

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Pecker

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

Orphan

What's the best competition to do with an orphan?

Which orphan had their parent for the longest?

Pikachu

"Police control! Have you been drinking?"

"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"

"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

Sadness

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

Soldier

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

Ball

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

Kid

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Stealth

What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

They can't be way too loud.

Tank

What do a tank and a warship have in common?

They're overweight.

Shooter

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

Demon

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Poo

My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.