Short jokes
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Anyone remember the following?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Champagne
Orphan, sorry.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.