Short jokes

Short jokes

Hairline

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Fat

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Haircut

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Candy

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Texas

Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.

Funeral

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

Matrix

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Cow

What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

A: Cowacat

B: Mooore

C: Cowacatfood