Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Short Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Back bent.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
