Short jokes
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Emo people totally suck!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Queen
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.