Short jokes
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
mememe
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Champagne
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!