Short jokes
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I left my Avatar at home today.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.