Short jokes
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.