Short jokes
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.