Short jokes
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
WTF?
Ayo fake guy.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.