Short jokes

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

What do you call a failure in another language?

Me.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

What's after R-P-G?

W.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."