How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Short Jokes
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
What is this anyway?
