Short jokes
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.