Short jokes
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Wow, no SP jokes?
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.