Short jokes

Short jokes

Friend

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

Tide

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

Roman

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

Guy

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Voice

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

Kid

The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.

Chess

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.

Vaccine

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."