Short jokes
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why does America have more guns than people?
I found your parent!
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.