Short jokes
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My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."