Short jokes
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Why are my students so naughty?
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”