Short jokes
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Where's your off button?
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
DONE🔫
Knock knock.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.