I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Short Jokes
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Why does the emo kid skip class?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
