Short jokes
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.