Short jokes
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Any more song suggestions?
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Prince???
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)