Short jokes
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Yeeeeeeeet!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What is this joke?
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Yesnt.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"