Short jokes
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”