Short jokes
I scored.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
You will never have a girlfriend.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
7000+ bats.
If you're a girl, please comment.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Let's talk.