Short jokes

Short jokes

Shut up

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

George Floyd

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

Woman

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

Skeleton

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

Dyslexic

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

Dyslexic

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

Shooting

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

Floor

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Airplane

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Plane

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Momma

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.