Short jokes
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.