Short jokes
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Chinmey?
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!