Short jokes
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!