Short jokes
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Yourom?
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.