What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Short Jokes
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
You are the gayest.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
I meant because.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!