Short jokes
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.