Short jokes

Short Jokes

Roblox

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

Password

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Priest

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

Ball

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Sex

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Batman

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Vegetable

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.