Short jokes
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
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Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.