Short jokes

What do you call an army of autistic people?

Special forces!

I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.

What do the initials "MAD" stand for?

Mothers Against Democrats.

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?

"No, my cock!"

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?

A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.