Short jokes
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
There are "nun" good jokes.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.