Short jokes
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
Fuk Nip shat!
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Six shila.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.