Short jokes
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.