Short jokes
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.