Short jokes
Jack
Stop it why offends... asf.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
You add words = bullshit.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.