Short jokes

Short jokes

Mom

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

Time

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Crash

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Ak47

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Terrorist

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

Starter

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Cheek

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Orphan

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Lego

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

Pasta

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

Mom

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?