Short jokes
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
DJ Croos joke.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.