I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Short Jokes
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What is half of nine?
"ni"
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Eh.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
