Short jokes

Short Jokes

Meat

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Door

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

Orphan

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

People

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

Bean

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Insult

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Rock

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

Fat

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Orphan

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]