Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Short Jokes
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]