Short jokes
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!