Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

Guy

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

Dyslexic

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Paint

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

Orphan

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

House

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

Crow

They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

Car

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."