Short jokes
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
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I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Which month is the bus? December.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
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I have special needs, and I was born with it.