Short jokes
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Maggot.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸