Short jokes
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
A treatment joke.
#babagang
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"