Short jokes
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"