Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Short Jokes
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
