Short jokes
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Your
G@y 👌
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
No, "quarter quarter."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
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I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...