Short jokes
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!