Short jokes
I like pepper.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Your
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How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
No, "quarter quarter."
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.