Short jokes
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.