Short jokes

Where are crackheads from?

OHIGHo

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

When the washer started running, why did you join me?

Because I had to catch it.

Monkey monkey monkey monkey.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

What do you call a pig in the mud?

A Ky hot brown.

Pictures of the people commenting.

What does a bird say when it gets sick?

I flu!

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.

There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.

It’s flipping annoying! (Original)

What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?

Ice cream 🍨.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Best chick ever.

Call me at 6969696969.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in on his flat mate.