Short jokes

Short jokes

Difference

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

Dyslexic

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Paint

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

Orphan

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

Tea

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

Mushroom

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

How do you know it's full?

Because there's not mushroom inside.

Car

"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.

Difference

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

Pee

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

Dick

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.