Short jokes
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
A treatment joke.
#babagang
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Yeeeeeeeet!
What is this joke?
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Yesnt.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.