Short jokes
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Bros over hos.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.