Short jokes
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
All y'all weird af.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Five (DYM 123).
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.