Short jokes
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
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I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
bill tran
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Yesnt.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.