What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Short Jokes
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
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I'll give you time, figure it out.
Anyone remember the following?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Stig
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you call somebody with no nose?
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
