Short jokes
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When you fail art school.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.