Short jokes

Short jokes

Robot

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Guy

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

Egg

Why did the egg cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!

Knock

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

Elephant

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Man

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

Migraine

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.