Short jokes
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
John Toberty is not funny.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟