Short jokes
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Never got a mother's love, lol.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Prince???
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.