Short jokes
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Never got a mother's love, lol.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
John Toberty is not funny.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."