Short jokes
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
A treatment joke.
#babagang
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
omg hot.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.