Short jokes
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Six shila.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
Fuk Nip shat!
Big butt
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I like pepper.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"