Short jokes
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Any more song suggestions?
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
din mamma
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.