Short jokes
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Yourom?
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.