Short jokes
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
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I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
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What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
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I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.