Short jokes

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

Any more song suggestions?

He got a paper cut and bled out.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

It's the Olympics.

Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

You're adopted.

Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

Five (DYM 123).

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

What is brown and sticky?

The leftovers of the iceberg.

According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?

It was called Fall-adelphia.

I scored.

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.