Short jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.