My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
Short Jokes
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Mushroom.
Oh, you're jealous now.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Bruh.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Which month is the bus? December.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
