Short jokes
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
7000+ bats.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
If you're a girl, please comment.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Wow, no SP jokes?
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.